p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
