wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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