is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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