Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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