he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
only if we run a train.
done.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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