so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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