what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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