It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard