i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.