Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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