are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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