2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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