I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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