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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've created a new STD.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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