No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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