I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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