Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
