I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
the liver wants what the liver wants
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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