I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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