at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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