Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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