Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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