My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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