so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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