i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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