You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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