I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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