ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize