Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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