Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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