i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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