I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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