who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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