roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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