Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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