There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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