I will die if light touches me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
