It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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