stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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