You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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