I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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