I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Come on in and take your pants off
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