dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick