we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
THAT is your concern right now?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?