Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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