Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The police scanner is talking about you again....
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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