His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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