So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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