Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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