well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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