Apparently you make a good broom.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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