we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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