but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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