Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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