omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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