Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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