well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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