Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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