so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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