Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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