Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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